I am now the proud owner of strong, rock solid abs and it only took me 3 days. Did you hear me? Three days! Are you interested in finding out how you can transform your flabby abs into this???
There’s no equipment necessary! None at all!
(Sounding a bit like an infomercial, isn’t it?)
Here is my secret.
Cough.
Cough some more.
Cough even more than that.
That’s right. All I did for 3 straight days weekend was cough. I tell you, I have had an attack on my health this year, because, believe it or not I AM NEVER SICK. It is a very rare thing for me or anyone in my house to get colds or be sick. I’m over it. I’m done with it.
So, obviously, the rock hard ab photo is not really me (gasp). As if you didn’t know. I already lost 2 followers since Friday (sob, sob), you think I’d post a pic of my tummy and risk having all of my followers dropping like flies? Um…….no!
I always wonder if I might have posted something to offend someone. Then I realized, all I’ve posted about the past couple weeks are cupcakes, cakes, birthday parties, cake pops and my family.
Boredom. I must bore people.
That’s okay. I enjoy my life and that’s all that matters!
So, this week I’ll have some awards to pass along that some beautiful women gave me over the past couple of weeks. That’s always so thoughtful and makes up for people walking out of your life and unfollowing your blog :o)
Also, I re-colored my hair. I just needed it not so…..white. Now I’m remembering why I didn’t color it for 5 years. It’s a vicious cycle.
And…my birthday is in less than 2 months – can I hear an ‘Oh yea!’ Seriously, very excited to be 35. Sort of. Age doesn’t bother me. It just seems unreal that I’m already 35, been married for almost 10 years and have 2 kids. Feels like yesterday I was attending NKOTB and Debbie Gibson concerts. Sigh.
Anyhoodle…
I’ll be doing some give aways that week – which are always fun! So, you have something to look forward to for the first week of May.
Well, sorry for my blogging absence lately. I’m about 3/4 of the way done with my Wellness Coach certification, but it keeps me busy at night after the kids are in bed (which is when I am usually blogging or reading blogs). I’m reading 2 textbooks right now and I’m completely fascinated with the information! I enjoy learning new things!
I’d better get busy. Have some errands to run today. Will be stopping by the Tae Kwon Do school by us to get info about enrolling Bella in some classes! Hiyaaaa!!!!
Have a great Tuesday!
remember to:
live.laugh.love.and.celebrate.life.
“He sent His Word and healed them and delivered them from their destruction.”
Psalm 107:20
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BOOYAH. Kimber. :)
Am I first now?? :)
nope. Brandi got me! Thank goodness I am not at all competitive! :)
Anyway... sorry about the followers... lost one myself a few weeks ago and then gained like 5 in a week... :) trying not to watch the numbers, right? :)
Sorry about your being sick again! I am so over being sick too! My ears are driving me nuts.
Well, have a great day!
MUAHAHAHAH, no Jenilee. You just missed it. I don't get points taken away for commenting first and then going back to read the post, do I?
Anyhow, so sorry you've been sick. Blah. I can tell you with all the throwing up I've been doing, it does NOTHING for the abs. My doc visit did go well, though. I've gained 3 lbs. and the little stinker's heart rate was in the 160's. *smile* Oh, yeah, this is your post. Sorry.
I can't believe you've lost followers. :( They don't know what they're missing. Well, enjoy those abs.
I hat coughing I feel for you. I can deal with icky snot but coughing is the absolute worst. hope you feel better soon!
It baffles me why people stop following when they follow publicly. It has happend to me too. I say stalk the person for awhile if you don't like the blog then you can quit following without them really knowing. No hurt feelings.
I loved reading your comments as much as the post. Have a great day!
Funny, my husband has been coughing for like a week now and his abs are no where in sight ;-) lol.
Sorry you lost a couple followers - that has happened to me too.
Do you have a pic of your new hair color? I want to see!
Well I wish my abs looked like that too. Sweet. Sorry you lost some followers. I still don't have enough followers to loose any hehe!
Hey Kari! So sorry you weren't feeling good this weekend. I'm glad you're starting to feel better though.
Know what you mean about feeling bad about losing followers. I think I lost a couple over the last week too but I'm not going to let it get to me. I'm not blogging to be popular, I'm just blogging to document my life and meet a few friends along the way!
Thanks again for the advice on Monday. It really helped out a lot!
ooo wellness certification sounds awesome! I wouldn't worry about the followers, sometimes people leave their blogs, or switch and something can happen that wipes out followers, so it might not be that they were bored! I love talking cupcakes and cakes and family! :)
brandi---BLAH!!!!!
personally I LIKE your post about cakes, cupcakes...now I'm hungry!
Tis the season! We've been battling the illnesses too and my hubby who is never ever sick EVER is home sick today! I am sure eveyone at work is chasing their tails since he hasn't called in once in the last 3 years and now in the past two weeks he's done it twice...Once for me last week and now it got him! Get better soon!
Well, Girl! I love hearing about your life too!! :) So sorry you have been so sick lately! I hope with the warmer weather the illness is behind you!
Any chance we could meet somewhere and have you cough in my face? I could use those abs. =) Hope you feel better and stay that way!
HA! Best for last AGAIN! And Brandi definitely LOSES points for posting a comment without reading. What the heck is up with that?
I lost a follower last week too. Funny how that happens. Loser.
Where's the picture of your new hair?
I can totally relate to you on the health thing. I don't know what is going on but I have had more colds this year than I ever had.... stress I guess?
I hate losing followers... it just makes me feel sad. I had a couple of weeks where I would lose 2, get 1, lose 2 more, get 1 more... it felt so weird to me but oh well, I enjoyed what I was saying and what I was doing and if they didn't then I am glad they stopped following!
Recolored your hair? must see pics!
I am also reading 2 text books! Can't wait to be done with my degree!
Oh! am sorry to learn about our weekend. I hope you are feeling lot better by the time you read this.
I have stopped keeping track of my follower numbers cause of the never ceasing fluctuations :(
Wow! yet another color change for your crowning glory, waiting for the pics lady :D
Take good care of your health and have a good time.
Cheers!!
Coughing like crazy in my neck of the woods too! got some meds today, though. :)
You crack me up!!!
I lose one or two every Sunday. LOL Not sure who or why...I try not to be too upset. It is hard, I am sensitive like that. LOL
Can't wait to see the new hair color. Glad you have rock hard abs, but a crudy way to get them huh?
You are cruising right along on your certification. Woo hoo!
Oh, I totally know what you mean about how did I get to be this age already. I talk about high school like it was a couple of years ago. It's been 12 years since I graduated from college! I can't even believe that!!! My hair needs serious color.....I look like I'm about 50 with all these gray hairs :( That's awesome about your classes going so well.....I love to learn too.
Sorry you've been sick! Coughs are the worst and they seem to just linger and linger! Those silly fools that unfollowed you! I bet it was a mistake! You know those crazy blogger mishaps.
Coughs/colds are the worse, they seem to never go away quickly! So glad you are loving the courses and yea for you!!
Sorry you've been sick!! Nice abs though... :)
I've lost and gained followers and while I don't like losing anyone who follows I know that I just gotta write for me and not anybody else! Those who really like you will stick around!
I don't know if I'll ever see rock hard abs again!! coughing does work them!
If my abs could look like the picture, I would be all about the cough! Unfortunately, I would have to cough for a LONG time! Hope you're feeling better! Love the pic of your cake pops--one of these days I am going to get around to trying them.
So sorry you've been sick! That's so not fun!
I lost 2 followers too last week when I wasn't posting b/c of no internet. :( Oh well. Btw, your blog is definitely FAR from boring! Love reading your posts :)
Boring? YOU?? NEVER!!!
I love your hair news and those cake balls (sorry had to say it lol) are the cutest idea! I understand schoolwork keeping you busy, same here.
I wasn't aware there was a comment race going on. Dang job keeps me from ever winning that one. lol
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