Thank You Very Much!

This is my very first time participating in Kmama’s Thank You Very Much Thursday!

 

 Free Therapy Courtesy of Kmama

 

To summer, which I thoroughly enjoy, but to swimsuit season, which I do not.  Thank you very much!

To my body who decided to centralize all my left over pregnancy skin, including my bountiful, nursing bosom, to my butt and thighs.  Thank you very much!

To the department store dressing rooms who don’t know how to install doors that actually have  locks.  Thank you very much!

To the women who repeatedly would open my SHUT dressing room door with my purse hanging on the knob to signify, yes indeed, there is someone in here.  Thank you very much!

To dressing room lights that having something in them that magnify and multiply the extra skin that has centralized around my butt and thighs, and somehow minimizing even more my less than abundant bosom.  Thank you very much!

To the State of Colorado who moronically passed a bill making it legal for males to use women’s bathrooms, locker rooms and fitting rooms if those males feel more female than male, and threatening jail time and/or fines to those females who openly show they have an issue with the males entering into these places where only females should be.  Thank you very much!

To the man who wandered around the swimsuit section of the store carousing the racks and ‘not so discreetly’ watching women go in and out of the fitting room, obviously alone and not with a wife, girlfriend, mother, sister or daughter.  I doubt anyone sent you here to buy them a swimsuit – no lady in their right mind sends a man to buy an outfit as important as this.  To you, confused male, you flash just ONE inappropriate look my way and I’m whipping out my iPhone and calling the police!  I’d rather serve jail time than share a fitting room with you!  Thank you very much!

You know, I do feel better now!  Thank you very much!

 

ps…In case you didn’t know, the bill they passed in Colorado is now in the process of being passed nationally, which means you and your daughters would be forced to share bathrooms, locker rooms and fitting rooms with males who:  just don’t feel like a male, who are transgender, who are cross-dressers and those who are just confused about their sexual identity.  And there will be fines imposed for those who openly make a big deal out of it in public places!

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